In those days a word went out among the people that all should know about Nashville Hot Chicken and how delicious it is. But like all things, it was corrupted by a corporation born of the devil. Disease was sown into the chicken and marketed among the masses. And among the women and children there was weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Also, folks. KFC or not, this stuff makes you poop. Oooh yes. There will be poop.